Just the Introduction

I'm Mommy (aka Pack Mule, Prison Guard, Cruise Director) to an eight-year-old boy and a three-year-old girl.         

I'm here just trying to write down the highlights while my kids are young. They can be pretty funny and amazing, but also they can make a person crazy in less than two minutes! One of these days, all of this will be funny, but not if I'm too old to remember any of it, which is why I'm documenting it all here.

As a bonus, this might serve as a reality check for anyone out there considering how children might change their lives. No really, they're great. Seriously. You should have ten.