Get it?

Dear Andrew & Abby,

A conversation at dinner tonight:

"Dad, did you get the tickets?"

"What tickets?"

(flexing his bicep) "To the gun show!"

I know you'll be shocked to learn that Andrew learned that joke from Daddy. But he wasn't done. Here's another one:

"Why did the tiger win first place in the race?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Because he was the fastest. Buh dum bum!" (Yes, you have to actually say 'buh dum bum')

And another:

"Why did the tiger hop over the road?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Because a car was coming." (pause while Daddy gives a very confused
look) "Get it? He had to hop over the car..." um, that wasn't
one of the best.

Here's the best:

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Because he didn't have the guts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

That is Andrew's all time FAVORITE joke. He loves that one. He KILLS with that joke! And do you know where he learned it? That's right, from Mommy!

Making sure you have plenty of opening lines,
Mommy